Welcome to Things Kids Say
Welcome! I’ve been collecting the funny things my daughter says for years not and finally decided to post them in one central location. Eventually I will run out as she’s only got so much funny in her.
So, I am looking for your submissions and have a handy form where you can submit the funny things your kids say. You can follow Things Kids Say on Twitter and on Facebook, sign up for the newsletter, look at recommended products, and visit my business website (Anti) Social Development.
The funny posts start below.
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A Math Problem
Me: It’s Groundhog’s Day and he predicted 6 more weeks of Winter.
10 year old: Awww … that means it’s going to be longer until my birthday.
Me: ??? I think we need to spend more time on Math.

Is it Laundry Day
14 year old
Kid: Did you already do laundry?
Me: Yes! I got it done early today.
Kid: But … I thought you were going to do it today.
Me:???
Me: It is today.
Kid: Oh yeah. Right.

All Play and No Work
7 year old kid: I want an iPod.
Me: But you always tell me to turn the music down when I’m listening to it.
Kid: That’s because I’m busy playing.

Facebook Will Make You Popular
Out of nowhere my 8 year old started lecturing me about how I could be more popular – I’ve never said anything about being dissatisfied with my social life. She recommended that I post on Facebook more.

Parents Can Be Funny Too
Kid: Why is that man running down the street in pajamas?
Me: Those are his jogging jammies.
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