This morning on the way to camp the kid stopped riding her scooter and started complaining. I asked if she was going to stand there and complain OR keep riding the scooter. She replied, “I’m going to complain WHILE riding my scooter.”
Kids With an Attitude
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The kid said to me, “you’re a funny lady. But that isn’t a compliment.”
The 10 year old was at her Dad’s house and after only being gone one day she was telling me how much she missed me. I thanked her and then reminded her that I had been really grouchy for a couple of days before she went to his house and that maybe she was glad to have a break from me. She said, “I don’t mind your grouchiness – it makes you unique.”
8 year old: Do you know what I want from Santa?
Me: A camera?
8 year old: Yes! And a dictionary. A big one.
Me: I was still in my pajamas when the FedEx guy came yesterday.
Kid: Which ones? Kitty cats or blue leaves?