The 10 year old was at her Dad’s house and after only being gone one day she was telling me how much she missed me. I thanked her and then reminded her that I had been really grouchy for a couple of days before she went to his house and that maybe she was glad to have a break from me. She said, “I don’t mind your grouchiness – it makes you unique.”
All The Funny Things Kids Say
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8 year old: Why do they call a bathroom a bathroom? Oh wait, is it because we take baths in there?
Me: Thanks makes sense to me.
8 year old: But we don’t take baths a school and it’s still called a bathroom.
The kid told me that she thought an only child with no siblings was always adopted …
I went shopping with the kid today and I actually got some new clothes. I was trying them on when we got home and the kid said, …
“You look 20! From the back.”
8 year old: Do you know what I want from Santa?
Me: A camera?
8 year old: Yes! And a dictionary. A big one.