Out of nowhere my 8 year old started lecturing me about how I could be more popular – I’ve never said anything about being dissatisfied with my social life. She recommended that I post on Facebook more.
The 10 year old looked uncomfortable while I was walking her to school so I asked:
Me: Are you warm enough?
Kid: Yes. I’m just cold.
The kid (age 7) that what she *really* wanted for her birthday was a box of thumbtacks.